Julie: hey sis?
Belle: He- *walks in* the fuck happened
Julie: *has a large body bag* look I can explain-
Belle: gOd dO I hAvE tO nOw cOvER uP a mURdeR-
Julie: y-yea-
Belle: hOw????
Julie: they insulted you and I sorta got a knife and went
Julie: *does stabbing motion* stabby stabby-
Belle: that's sweet but wHy?!?!?!!??
Another one
Belle: sis this is a bad idea
Julie, holding a detonator: there's no bad ideas there's only good ideas that can go terribly wrong-
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Holy water service (Random Book-)
SpiritualNEED TO CLEANSE YOUR SINFUL SOULS?! WANNA TALK TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELL LIKE YOU?! WANNA TALK ABOUT SMUT FOR SOME REASON?! THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE HOLY WATER SERVICE! FREE HOLY WATER, BLEACH AND GASOLINE FOR EVERYONE! WE SELL OUR FAMOUS CLEA...
