"Get back here you harebrained bastard," shouted Kyle, waving a fist. Cartman ran away into the thick forest, sticking out his tongue and giving a raspberry. Kyle ran after him, shouting obscurities each second.
"You nasty brute, get back here," Kyle shouted.
"What are you, British?" Cartman retorted, waving through trees, trying to decept him. Kyle replied with something much harsher and picked up the pace. He cautiously jumped over bedraggled roots and notorious poison ivy. Kyle was positive he would be able to get vengeance and avenge himself, and most importantly, the world.
Kyle could hear Cartman panting and he was surprised that Eric had lasted so long. "I can't believe you caused a zombie epidemic in our town. Why would you even conspire something like that? Do you even know the mayhem you've caused?"
Cartman looked up and gave a tired smirk, and almost laughed. No regret was shown in his eyes. Kyle stared back, keeping a look of disbelief and anger.
Changing his face to a blank stare, Kyle walked over to a large fallen branch, picked it up, and put all his force into whacking it onto E's head.
And then he heard a groan.
"Shit."
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FanfictionJUST FLUFF! I have to write a story every week for LA (English) and I have to write a story for my quiz too. You get a story at least once every two weeks! Might as well make them about Style! Sometimes it might focus on Kyle or vise versa. This is...
