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Vmon

It was finally Saturday.

Saturdays are my favorite days of the week.

Why?

Because I get to go around town to any restaurant and eat there for free.

The only bad thing is that I have to go to a specific restaurant that my job picked and more often then not their completely trash.

See, I work as a taste tester. I don't only eat food though, I have to check the kitchens and floors if their clean and all that but I like the food part.

Since working only one day a week won't pay rent I work as a personal trainer for this rich family that adopts a new kid once a year.

"Taehyung, I have someone I'd like you to meet before you go out." My boss said at the door of my office before leaving and I quickly finished up what I was doing before turning off my computer and running after him.

"Yes sir?" I asked as I stepped into his office. Another person was there and I'd be lying if I said this man didn't instantly make me fall in love.

"Tae have a seat next to Mr.kim." My boss pointed to the guy and I nodded before skipping over and sitting a foot away from the man on the couch. "Taehyung this is Kim Namjoon, he will be going around town with you on Saturdays from now on." My eyes widened and I looked from my boss to the hot piece of meat next to me.

"Um sir can I speak with you alone?" I asked while standing and he nodded before exiting the room. I closed the door after I left and I glared at him. "You better not be setting me up again, dad."

"What, he's attractive and you're his type. Besides he could be good for business since we works with our rival company." My dad whispered and sighed.

"Fine but only because you'd pay me more if your stock went up." My boss smiled and pat my back before opening the door and leading me back inside.

"Am I causing a problem?" Namjoon asked and I shook my head.

"Not at all Mr. Kim." My dad smiled than 'accidentally' pushed me to hard so I landed on top of Namjoon.

"Sorry!" I said quickly as I tried getting off of him. I wiped off his suit of non-existent dust and he chuckled.

"You're fine." He held my hips and sat me right next to him so our legs were touching.

"By the way Mr. Kim you don't mind that my employee is gay do you?" My dad motioned towards me and Namjoon kept his arms around my waist.

"No sir I don't mind?" Namjoon smirked and I groaned.

"Did you tell him?" I asked and my dad nodded. "Ddaaaaddd." I groaned again and he just shrugged.

"Okay well today you two are going to a high quality restaurant so you can have some romance time together." My dad shimmied a little when he said romance and I groaned yet again before Namjoon nodded and stood up.

I wanted to stick to the couch but Namjoon grabbed my arms and pulled me up. He tried to pull me and I resisted but he was much stronger than me.

As he dragged me out the door he said bye to my dad and laughed. When we got to elevator he pushed me inside and picked me up when I fell against the wall.

"Ow!" I yelled and held onto my arm.

"Aw I'm sorry is my baby okay?" Namjoon babied me while rocking back and forth and I pouted.

"I'm not your baby." I mumbled but Namjoon just put me down and held me around my waist.

"Not yet, my taehyungie." Namjoon kissed me forehead before rolling up my sleeve and kissing my arm. A large bruise was already starting to form and Namjoon frowned at it.

"I'm fine." I said quickly before pulling t sleeve down and Namjoon just watched me.

There was an awkward silence going through the air and I mentally cursed the elevator for going so slow.

"Can I kiss you better?"

"Don't you mean kiss it better-"

"I mean kiss you better." Namjoon stood closer to me and I would passed out from heat if the elevator doors didn't open. I quickly ran out with Namjoon laughing behind me and just before I got to the exit door he grabbed me around my stomach and pulled me back.

"We have to eat!" I whined as he pulled me into a corner but I couldn't get him to let go of me.

"Kiss. Yes or no."

"Fine only because I'm hungry!"

"I would've left you alone if you said no." Namjoon smirked before pressing his lips against mine and I stepped closer towards him. The hight difference made it hard for me to reach his addicting lips but he made it easier by bending down slightly.

After a few seconds I pulled away and looked up at Namjoon.

"Let's go eat, yeah?" Namjoon smiled and I punched his stomach.

"Dickwad."

"I'm your dickwad."

The trip to the restaurants as anything but awkward since we kept pushing each other around and giving each other little pecks. The place was a very high class diner and Namjoon looked really excited.

"How May I help you two gentlemen?" The hostess asked and I showed her my ID while Namjoon showed his own. "Right this way sirs." She led up to a special private room and Namjoon couldn't keep his hands off my ass as we walked there.

"Would you like any drink to start with?"

"Sprite."

"Make that two please." Namjoon corrected me with manners and I glared at him. The waitress was being a little too nice to him. "So," Namjoon started after the girl went away. "What's something you can't say no to?"

I debated if I should tell him before I decided there was nothing he could do that was bad with it. "Triple dog dares." I answered plainly and he burst out laughing.

"I'm sorry! Triple dog dares?! That's so lame!" Namjoon cackled and almost fell out of his chair but he caught himself. "Any way mine is you so I guess it's fair. I triple dog dare you to make out with me until the girl comes back." Namjoon quickly grabbed my hand and pulled me around the circle table into his lap.

"You are evil." I glared but Namjoon only shrugged before attaching his lips to mine. We made out for a solid five minutes before the waitress came back and almost dropped our drinks.

"H-here you are sirs. Are you ready for food or appetizers?" She seemed unsteady but I kept looking directly at Namjoon.

"Can we get breadsticks?" I asked and told her that was it before going back to kissing Namjoon. "You are so lucky you're irresistible."