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Yoonseok

"Hey Hoseok, what's up!?" My friend Namjoon asked while doing the usual bro hug. We had lunch together, but not other classes so we often spent the entire period together.

"Nothing much. Have you seen the new kid?" I grabbed my phone from my pocket and went to Instagram. We were allowed to have our phones out only in the lunch periods.

"No, does he have an insta?"

"Yeah, but I don't know if you wanna see it." I went to his account where it was basically him in panties and bunny ears in every picture. He had ones of just his ass and sometimes there was another guy bent over him while he arched his back. Those were the pictures I liked.

"Just let me see it." Namjoon grabbed my phone and his eyes widened. "Oh shit, you were right." He gave me my phone quickly and I laughed because Namjoon was as straight as a bendy pencil, but he refused to admit it.

"Let's go." I chuckled and we headed to the cafeteria. After we grabbed our food we sat down at our usual table, which only had two chairs, and started eating.

About halfway through lunch a tray was set between ours and someone sat in my lap.

"Um excuse me." I was annoyed that someone had gotten between Namjoon and I.

The guy just stared out the window and moved so he wasn't in the way.

"Who are you?" I asked and he looked at me. "Oh." I froze. "Yoongi." Yoongi was the new kid- the one with the butt pics. "What are you doing here?"

I glanced down at his butt to see he was wearing short shorts and he raised an eyebrow before trying his phone from his pocket and leaning back on my chest.

Namjoon gave me a confused look and I shrugged at him before Yoongi put his phone in my face.

'I don't talk so don't ask questions. Just let me touch you.' Yoongi took his phone away once I read it and Namjoon tried to read what he wrote but failed.

"He said he's mute." I whispered and Yoongi nodded before standing up. He sat down in my lap again but that time he was facing me and he started braiding my hair. "Anyway, how's Jungkook been?" I continued to eat with Yoongi on my lap and Namjoon cloudy accepted that Yoongi was gonna sit with us.

"He's still leaving notes in my locker. I need to find him and tell him I'm straight."

"Namjoon, stop lying to yourself. I know you like men, there's no hiding it." I shifted Yoongi so he sat closer to my crotch and he giggled before lightly biting my ear.

It didn't hurt, but it surprised me.

"Did he just-"

"Namjoon. Let's not talk about it. Let's talk about your gayness instead. I'm gonna find Jungkook for you and I'm gonna tell him you're interested if you don't admit you're gay within 10 seconds."

Yoongi held up his hands next to his head and started counting down from ten with his fingers for me.

"Okay fine, you got me." Namjoon pouted and Yoongi pat my shoulder before getting off my lap and walking away. "He left his tray." Namjoon whispered before reaching across the table and grabbing the slice of pizza on his tray.

He laughed while eating it and I just shook my head while looking at Yoongi's Instagram account.

Suddenly Yoongi plopped back into my lap and took my phone. He smiled at what I was doing before going to my DMs and texting himself.

'I can show you the real thing' he typed before deleting it and looking at me.

"I'd love to see that." I mumbled before he looked up to someone e brought to our table.