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Namseok

"Hobi, I'm bored." Namjoon sat on Hoseok's lap while the older was laying on the couch. "Will you play with me?"

"No baby I'm tired. Why don't we nap now?" Hoseok pulled his kitten to lay down on top of him before hugging his waist and almost instantly falling asleep.

"You are tired aren't you." Namjoon continued to talk to him even though he was asleep. "I guess I'll just play with myself."

Namjoon went to his bucket of toys in the corner and picked out a cute little fish shaped toy that had catnip in it

(Y'all nasties thought that was going a different way didn't you?)

Namjoon started rubbing the toy all over his face, loving the scent it gave off, and soon he was having the time of his life chasing a laser pointer that he tied to the ceiling fan.

He got tired so he turned off the fan but the bright ted light caught his eyes again.

"Gotcha!" Namjoon bounced on it and nuzzled his face into the object it was on.

(Can you guess what it was?)

"Namjoon what are you doing?"

Be heard Hoseok speak in a mad tone from behind him. Namjoon sat up and looked down at the object.

Namjoon had failed to notice Hoseok's brother, Jungkook, walk into the room and fall asleep on the couch opposite of Hoseok.

He just accidentally nuzzled his face into Jungkook's crotch.

"I didn't know that was him! I was following the laser and I got tired so I stopped the fan and it stopped right there. I promise I didn't do anything!!"

Namjoon pointed to the fan above his head and the red dot still present on Jungkook's crotch.

Hoseok walked over to him and hummed before taking to laser pointer off of the fan and grabbing Namjoon wrist.

"We'll sort this out in the bedroom."

Hoseok dragged Namjoon to their shared room and Namjoon was confused on why he was going to be punished.

"Hobi-"

"That's not my name right now."

"Sorry... daddy, why won't you believe me? I think he came in while I was too distracted by playing and you saw the laser pointer!! You should believe me!"

"I believe you baby, but I'm still mad that you knew it wasn't me yet continued to smell his dick!"

"I didn't know it was there!" Namjoon was close to crying because he knew he was completely innocent. He was playing and he got distracted so he didn't something bad, but he always accidentally did something bad when he played by himself. Last time he broke a lamp.

"Listen Kitten, I'm not gonna punish you, okay? I'm just not going to give you pleasure while you give it to me."

"BUT THAT'S PUNISHMENT!!!!" Namjoon yelled while tears fell from his eyes and Hoseok's eyes darkened.

"So we're screaming now? Listen to me you dumb feline, I'm the boss here! I'm the only one who is allowed to yell in his house!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!"

Namjoon's ears flattened against his head and he took a step closer to Hoseok who had a big smirk on his face.

"Than I guess I won't live in this house."

"What?"

Namjoon ignored Hoseok's question as he began taking out his suitcase from under the bed.