One evening, Buttfucks goes into the kitchen to see his mom.
"Mom, what the fuckity fuck are you making for din-din?" Buttfucks asked.
"I'm making Hot Cheetos for din-din!" The mom replied.
"Yay! I love hot cheetos for din-din!"
"Then you're going to be super horny when you eat deez Hot Cheetos."
"Hooray!"
"By the way, I gotta go to work last tuesday, so Mark's gonna watch you for the weekend."
"You got a new job!?"
"Yes. I now work as the "Official" McDonalds Parking Lot Prostitute."
"Your gonna get so much money when you work at a family friendly food chain."
"That's right my faggoty basic bitch child."
Then a bunch of FBI agents burst through the door.
"Who da fuk are yoo?" Asked Baby Bitch.
"You broke down my door! Do you know how many times I got fucked right in the pussy to get that door? Who do you think you are?"
"Child services."
"Oh shit."
"And we're here to take your kids away."
"You can't take us away," Buttfucks said."Our mother will do anything for us, we're a family. And family isn't always about the people in your life who are blood relations. It's about the people in your life who want you to be in theirs. It's about the people in your life who accept you for who you are, support you in the things you choose to do and no matter what, are there for you. It's the people in your life who love you, respect you, and who you can depend on-"
"We'll give you $1,000 for your kids."
"I'll give them to you for free."
"Deal."
"Fuck you nigga!"
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Buttfucks McGee
HumorJoin the high adventures of 10-year old Buttfucks McGee. Along with his mom, baby sister, and their pet-Mark. Buttfucks McGee was just a nymphomaniac enjoying his life's. When suddenly an opportunity knocks down his door. That's when he needs to fig...
