As daytime turns into nighttime, Jordan, Sally, and Becky dress in their comfortable silky sleepwear imported form France.
"These pajamas feel like shit!"
"They're comfy aren't they?" Jennifer asked. "Now you better go right to bed."
"These beds feel like shit!"
"They're comfy aren't they?" Jennifer asked. "Now you better go right to sleep."
Jennifer turns the lights out and closes the bedroom door.
"Finally, now's our chance to escape!"
"What are you talking about? I like this place. Escpecially 50yardcuntpunt. I feel like we have some similarities." Sally said.
"Why are you talking like that?" Jordan asked.
"I'M ON MY PERIOD."
"But we can't stay here.. I have a bad feeling about this place. Especially Jennifer, she hid the remote twice that bitch."
"I'm staying!"
"Fine, come on Becky...er, I mean Mark, you're coming with me."
"Gut, aber wenn wir wieder nach Hause gehen , Sie besser zu ernähren mich die Seelen der Jungfrauen."
"Yay! We're gonns go back home to our giant crack pipe so I ca get back to fucking my friend's mom."
Jordan and becky open the window and stands onn the edge of the roof.
"Now Becy!. I mean Mark! Spread your wings and fly us home."
"Caw caw motherfucker!"
"Wait! I;m still in my pajama-jays. Let me change into my big boy clothes first."
Jordan changes back into his regular clothes and hops onto Becky.
"Alright, Now fly fly motherfucker!"
"Becky jumps into the air and flies high above the sky/below the telephone wire.
"Fly till the morning Mark, I mean Becky."
A loud gun noise booms in the sky. Someone shot Becky in the heart.
"Mark! No!"
Becky falls form the sky and onto the hard ground. A two feet drop. What an impact.
Jordan covers Becky's gun wounds while everybody form the mansion, including Sally ad Jennifer, comes outside.
"What the fuckity fuck was that noise?!" Sally asked.
"Someone shot Mark!"
"No, the other noise. It sounded like: Say my name! Say my name! Jennifer! Jennifer!"
"Wierd." Jennifer said.
"Someoe shot Mark on purpose. Someone here is a murderer and the murdered Mark!" Jordan said.
"It's okay Jordan, just ble glad your pet died quckly and less painfully than dieing slowly and more painful. He's in heaven now."
"There is no god!" Superman yelled.
Becky's body starts glowing. Then its ghostly spirit rises.
"I'm free! I'm free!" Said Becky. "I'm a ghost and I can do whatever I want! I'm gonna fuck so many ghost bitches!"
"Be free Mark! Go and explore the faggoty world!" Jordan said.
Mark flies upward with its arm raised. It hits a telephone wire and gets electrocuted. The shock is so powerful it sends Mark back to its body.
"Fuck! I was dead but now I'm alive! Aliiivvve!
"Aww how cute, your pet was playing dead." Jennifer said.
"But someone tried to kill Mark!"
"Dun Dun Dun!" Jennifer said.
"So that means there's a killer!" Sally said.
"Dun Dun Dun!" Jennifer saidm
"Ans someone killed 50yardcuntpunt!" Carrie White said.
Everybody waited for Jennifer.
"She's not worth it!" Jennifer said.
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Buttfucks McGee
HumorJoin the high adventures of 10-year old Buttfucks McGee. Along with his mom, baby sister, and their pet-Mark. Buttfucks McGee was just a nymphomaniac enjoying his life's. When suddenly an opportunity knocks down his door. That's when he needs to fig...
