Hour 1/12
"It's been an hour since The Purge began and we're already out of food. Especially that shitty tropical juice that tastes like dick. And we have to burn our XBox One and PS4 to build a fire. So there's no way of entertainment. And we used our hand stitched blankets to uses as toilet paper. On the bright side, no one died." Jordan said.
"What about Jennifer, 50yardcuntpunt, and Superman?" Sally asked.
"Who? Oh yeah! Our 'friends' who died. Including Justin Bieber."
"Justin Bieber's not dead!" Hayler Clittylitter said.
"But his career is. Fucking Kylie Jenner."
"Yeah he is!"
"But that's not the point! The point is that someone's trying to kill us."
"Then it's probably not a good idea to leave the front door wide open." Carrie said.
Everybody looks at the wide opened doors.
"We needed fresh air for the bloodbath."
"Ooh. I'm gonna record dat using my iPhone 7s." Abigail Bluewaffle said.
"It's too late, the killer already killed all of the non-speaking background characters."
"Fuck! Dat wouldv'e gotten so many hits on Youtube!"
"Everybody's chopped up into pieces! And it smells like Diabetes! The killer probably used a texas chainsaw!" Elsa said.
"Why does that sound so familiar?" Carrie asked.
"Because we're in the middle of a texas chainsaw massacre!"
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Buttfucks McGee
HumorJoin the high adventures of 10-year old Buttfucks McGee. Along with his mom, baby sister, and their pet-Mark. Buttfucks McGee was just a nymphomaniac enjoying his life's. When suddenly an opportunity knocks down his door. That's when he needs to fig...
