Hour 6/12
"We're halfway through The Purge and most of our faggoty friends are dead There only 13 of us left. We ate Allie Goodservice, so that makes 12 left. We killed Haley Clittylitter so we cn sacrifice her to the killer but that didn't work so that makes 11 left. We send Tiffany Bigtits to look for help but she didn't came back so that makes 10 left. Then we send Virginia Vagina to look for her but she never came back so that makes 9 left. Lisa Dicksucker died by STDs so that makes 8 left. Abigail Bluewaffle was killed by Carrie White for dumping pig's blood on her, so that makes 6. Shaquera Deener died by choking on my dick, so that makes 5 left. It's midnight and it's the 13 of Friday. What a case of badluck we have here."
"Who does he keep talking to?" Elsa asked.
"I don't know. I'm gonna ask him. Hey Jordan who are you talking too?" Sally asked.
"Your mom's vagina! But anyway, there's a killer in the house and we have to find out who it is."
"Why? We can leave. The door is still wide open!" Elsa asked.
"Because that would leave a cliffhanger and we only have 3 chapters to go!"
"I'm sorry but this story isn't going anywhere. I'm leaving ths bitch." Elsa said.
"I quit! I worked on a Disney movie and this is how I'm treated?"
"But who's gonna replace you?"
"Miley Cyrus!"
(In the tune of We Can't Stop) "I was country. Now I'm slutty!" Miley sang.
"Just like Taylor Swift!"
(In the tune of 22) "I don't know about you, but I use Auto tune." Taylor sang.
"Just like KE$HA!"
(In the tune of Tik Tok) "Tik Tok,suck my cock. Surgeon blow my titties up!"
"Just like Nicki Minaj!"
(In the tune of Super Bass) "Yes I did! Yes I did! Did I mention I'm pregnant with somebody's kid?"
"Just like Sally Sunshine!"
"Shit! I don't have a song!"
"What do we do now! We have all these worthless singers with us."
"We must kill them." Carrie said.
"With a machete." Danny Trejo said.
"Hey that was my idea." Jason Vorhees said.
"We can both kill them" Danny said.
"Mmm..Okay"
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Buttfucks McGee
فكاهةJoin the high adventures of 10-year old Buttfucks McGee. Along with his mom, baby sister, and their pet-Mark. Buttfucks McGee was just a nymphomaniac enjoying his life's. When suddenly an opportunity knocks down his door. That's when he needs to fig...
