Jordan, Sally, and Becky are taken to their new rooms. Completed with their own king sized matress with hand stitched blankets, plasma screen TVs with XBox One and PS4, their own indoor pool, and maids that serve them exotic tropical juices.
"This room looks like a shit hole!"
A maid gives Jordan an exotic tropical juice.
"This drinks taste like shit! I don't fucking like it! I want Hot Cheetos for din-din!" Jordan said.
A woman in a suit comes in.
"How do you like your new rooms?" The woman asked.
"This room looks like a shit hole!"
"I'm glad you like it. How are your drinks?"
"It tastes like DICK!"
"Sounds tasty." The woman said. "My name's Jennifer, and I'll be your new foster mom."
"But we don't want a new mom, we want our old mom!"
"I'm sorry, but your mom is such a whore."
"Our mom's not a whore! She's a virgin."
"I'm so glad you undstand. Come, let's go meet the others."
Jennifer takes the kids to the kids to the living room.
"Everybody, I want you meet your new brother and sister: Jordan and Sally." Jennifer said.
A wave of children say "Hi"
"Who da fuck are these faggots?" Sally asked.
"They're your new brothers and sisters." Jennifer answered.
"Is this an orphanage or a drug dealer's crack mansion where he fucks bitches every fucking morning?!" Sally asked.
"Yes, this is a lovely house."
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Buttfucks McGee
HumorJoin the high adventures of 10-year old Buttfucks McGee. Along with his mom, baby sister, and their pet-Mark. Buttfucks McGee was just a nymphomaniac enjoying his life's. When suddenly an opportunity knocks down his door. That's when he needs to fig...
