"We have to call the PoPo!" Jordan said.
"Due to technical difficulties, all emergency contacts will be suspended for 12 continuous hours." Jennifer said.
"And what's worse is that all crime including murder will be legal for 12 continuous hours." Sally said.
"That means steroids in legal for athletes!" Tom Brady says.
"And photoshop is legal for models!" Kate Upton says.
"And I can go back to tongue kissing kids!" Michael Jackson.
"Holy shit a guy in a mask!" Becky says as it points to Jennifer.
"But this is just my face."
"Uhh! Its so disfigured!"
Everybodty runs into the mansion and locks the door.
"The killer's outside rhe mansion!" Carrie said.
"And so is Jennifer! We need to save her!" Elsa suggested.
"It's too late! The killer pobably maybe killed her by now.
"But she's still alaive!" Hayley Clittylitter said.
A gush of blood splatters over the giant windows with no curtains.
"That's probably Jennifer's blood!" Superman said.
"Smells like dick. Sally said.
"That's Jennifer's blood!" Superman said.
"Wait! Someone's out there!"
A dark figure appears in the blood soaked window.
"It's the killer!"
The kill writes a message on the blood.
"What does 'TXEN ERUOY' mean?"
"The killer writes a message on the blood again.
"It's says YOU'RE NEXT!"
"Who's next?" Carrie asked.
"All in favor of leting Suerman die?" Jordan said.
"I."
"All apose?"
"Fuck you all! I'm not going outside!" Superman said.
"To late, you're already are."
Superman looks around and notices he's outside.
"Let me in!" Superman said while banging on the door.
"Sorry, we can't hear you." Jordan said.
"You motherfu-"
The killer slices Superman in with a chainsaw. He screams in horror as blood splatters everywhere. The killer finishes cutting Superman and leaves him dying on the porch...
"Sorry we can't here you."
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Buttfucks McGee
HumorJoin the high adventures of 10-year old Buttfucks McGee. Along with his mom, baby sister, and their pet-Mark. Buttfucks McGee was just a nymphomaniac enjoying his life's. When suddenly an opportunity knocks down his door. That's when he needs to fig...
