fack x drarry x kyd

hospital

yooo i'm in the hospital and i'm bored so like i'm here 🤪

your pov
the whole ride home was quiet i was squished against the door draco had his whole body covering harry so nothing would happen to him and the rest were "normally" sitting when we got home i payed the uber driver and he drove away and (let's pretend we're all rich🥵) when we all got settled down in the huge living space

"damn i was gonna ask if there's enough rooms for all of us but never mind how the fu- frick do you afford this it's tremendously huge" harry said trying not to curse for some reason it's adorable he always makes up a random word to cover it up

"i swear the day you say a curse word it's the end of the world" finn said while laughing

"i don't know i just work and get paid and pay i don't fucking know" you said

"so when are we gonna talk about all this magic and when we got here?" jack said again desperately

*time skip*

"wow.....so you all have been here for two fucking months without telling me... what type witchcraft is that?" you said still very confused

"you know how fucking loud these two are no one ever got a peaceful sleep" finn pointing to harry and draco

"it's not my fault this kid always-" draco didn't finish his sentence when harry pushed him off the couch

"you know the first time they fucked they tried to sneak past me but harry kept knocking things over and i was reading a book and i was watching them from the corner of my eye and draco looked so turned on it looked like he was gonna explode and they locked the door and casted a silencing spell but it went off and i could here them and it was the most traumatizing thing and-" i was smacked with a pillow

"don't fucking say it or i will hex you right here right now" draco said with serious and joking voice

"draco has a-" i was wacked with a book

"ow you dumbfuck" i said rubbing the back of my head

"don't fucking say it or i will take away my hoodie from you" draco said

"dracohasadaddykink" i said and next thing you know everything went black

*726382738272 hours later*

i woke up with the biggest headache it honestly felt like a hangover

"are you alright?" i heard an unknown voice and i opened my eyes and noticed i was in a hospital and a doctor was next to me

"what happened? why am i here?" i asked

"well all i know is that you were hit in the head really hard and the one that hit you is feeling really bad he hasn't stopped crying sense you got here" the doctor said while she was washing her hands and getting ready to leave then everything came back dracos daddy kink ron hermione everyone draco whacking you in the head

"ohhhh- oh wait can you please send him in?" you asked

"actually this guy with glasses just took him out and he was really trying to calm him down but they caused a big scene so they sent them out. i can look around for you if you want?" the doctor asked

"yes yes please that would be the best and the one in the glasses is harry and the blonde one is draco uhm and if my other friends come in if they are even here" you asked in a hopefull voice

"oh about that they aren't here either they went off with the other two draco was really really causing a scene we had all of them try to take him out and a couple of guards. are you two together like in a relationship?" the doctor asked

"wha- ME and draco malfoy hA he cant even look at a girl the way he looks at harry he's too gay for harry it's crazy" you said while smiling at the thought of draco with harry they really are the most adorable gay couple

"oh i'm sorry well i have to go take care of other patients i'll let you rest" the doctor said closing the door

so you just stayed there staring at the blank wall waiting for the only friends you have to come back

*meanwhile back at you're house*
third person pov

"let me go please what if she woke up already and she asking for us" draco yelled at everyone that's trying to hold him back

"i mean he is right what if she woke up already" jack said walking into the living room

"yes please let me go i won't cause a scene anymore" draco said in a desperate way

"no draco she's probably still asleep i mean you did- never mind even if she is awake she probably won't be able to have visitors" harry said

"harry please you don't understand let me go i never meant to whack her with the boom that hard my daddy kink shouldn't even matter she's in the hospital because of a fucking stupid daddy kink that plenty of people god i'm so stupid why am i such a fuck up im the stupidest person ever i hate mysel-" draco was interrupted by ron

"i could go check if she's allowed to have visitors" ron said trying to help the situation but he made it worse

"you- oh yeah because your her best friend she'll be the happiest seeing you- you filthy little rat-" draco went on a rant that no one could stop until finn came in

"i'm back bitches while you guys were here i went to the hospital and she's awake and she said she's looking for you blondie" finn said in a proud voice "well she's looking for all of us but mostly blondie" he finished

"but- why me- i- why not weasley her boyfriend-" draco was very much interrupted by hermione

"for you're information malfoy i am rons girlfriend and they just have a very powerful friendship so why don't you just shut the fuck up and go visit you're GIRLfriend" hermione said in a serious way

"wow there i'm offended-" harry said and was interrupted

"CAN WE JUST FUCKING GO" finn,and jack yelled

"god the younger people are always more mature than the older people"now
finn said walking out the door

okay that's all you get till tomorrow k bye🥰🤩😒😜🥰🤣😂🤨🤓😌🤨🤨🙃😝🤣😟