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you started the chat and added lu🤗 and allen✍️

lu🤗:
oh so this is how you guys contact each other

allen✍️:
no shit really!?!?

lu🤗:
shut it or i'll- *says something that's rated r*

ron🥳:
wow there m8

harry❤️:
dracooooo come collect me

draco🐍:
no that's what you get for sleeping in

mione🥰:
i won't even bother answering the chat

you:
*gasp*

lu🤗:
careful sis don't choke on the dick

you:
shut the fuck up and go back to fuvking allen

finn😃:
me and jack won't bother answering the chat either

you:
fuck you

finn😃:
i c a n t it'll count as cheating

lu🤗:
sis are you still a single bitch

you:
fuck off go suck a book

allen✍️:
i'm jealous of the book

harry❤️:
my ass hurts

draco🐍:
my throat hurts

you:
is it because you were screaming "daddy" and "fuck me" all fucking night

allen✍️:
exposed

lu🤗:
allen you can't be talking you have a daddy kink too

draco🐍:
JDJDIDHKSA YOU SEE PLENTY OF PEOPLE HAVE A DADDY KINK *high fives from across the room*

allen✍️:
*goes in for a hug*

draco🐍:
*hugs back*

ron🥳:
i am confusion

you:
roNALD WEASLEY HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR

harry❤️:
I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED

ron🥳:
plz no-

lu🤗:
what's going on

draco🐍:
UR FATHER IS FACING A *something* AT WORK

mione🥰:
AND IT IS ALL UR FAULT IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME

you:
oH aNd gInNy deAr conGrAtUlAtIons On mAkIng It On gRyffInDoR uR FaTHer ANd i ARe sO pRouD

allen✍️:
uhm okay who's ginny??

draco🐍:
oh no

harry❤️
y/n don't-

mione🥰;
oof

ron🥳:
go off sis

you:
who- who is ginny- *puts hair up getting ready to fight* ginny is- is some biTCH-who who can't fucking- *punches the air* can't fucking keep her feelings to herself

lu🤗:
calm down there don't get ur knickers in a twist

allen✍️:
i don't think that's how you say it-

you:
she can't fucking- *kicks the air* understand what being g a y is-*does a combo at the air*

lu🤗:
who do i have to beat up
is she-
h o m o p h o b i c

you:
she would've been dead if she were homophobic

harry❤️:
yeah along time ago when we were in hogwarts ginny had a crush on me but i was g a y and i was with draco like dating and she couldn't fuvking get that in her head so she made it seem like i cheated on draco so he would break up with me but y/n found out and beat her up really badly she even casted some spells but they weren't the worst and she almost got expelled

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