fack x drarry x kyd

idk why

you:
harry....you're fucking stupid and you need to make up your fucking mind
cedric..we miss you bro and thanks for thinking i'm in important enough to be drowned underwater
draco... you fucking bitch i really th0t you liked me you know you said you loved me and i trusted you and turns out it was all a dare
ron...i fucking love you bro thanks for being supportive
hermione...you are the reason harry has been mad at me twice but i still love you

draco🧡:
what did i do-

jack💙:
she's been reading reader/harry fan fiction all day

you:
i have trust issues

harry❤️:
i'm flattered
why do i have to make up my mind?

you:
cuz your bitchass needs to decide if you like me or cho like tf bro you can't be like "i don't think i'm up for relationships" and then kiss me -8363672 seconds later and then kiss cho like wtf bro and you just walk away when you see me crying wtf is wrong with you

harry❤️:
oh?
i'm sorry?

draco🧡:
why am i a bitch?

you:
don't even gat me started on your bitchass 3rd year you were great you confessed that you fancied me fourth year we dated towards the end of the year everything is great i trust you and shit and then we get home and my mom is dead and you comfort me and say you love me and ron comes to pick me up you say you'll write to me but you never did and then on the train you're making out with pansy and you don't give a fuck and say it was prank wtf bro you were so soft and cute i actually cried

cedric:
i had to save you instead of cho?

you;
yeah we went out to on a date and i figured out your clue from the first task and we decide to be friends and i'm thrown into the water waiting to be saved and you save me then we hang out a lot more then 3rd task you fucking die like wtf bro i love you what's your problem and hen dracos bitchass is like "calm down he's in a better place" like bitch let me go that's my best friend right there

ron💛:
i'm not gonna ask why i'm the supportive one i already know

mione💚;
what did i do?

you:
you decided to interrupt me and harrys conversation that was already bad by saying "malfoy is looking for you" does it look like i give a fuck about malfoy right now and then harrys like "get out of my sight" and then you made the brilliant plan of me lying to harry tricking him into going on a date with me knowing that he likes me and tricking him and bringing him into a meeting and then harrys like "nah fuck you trust is needed in a relationship" UGH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST HDJSHDBSJISJSKAK

sirius:
rage: 100

finn💜:
bro but why were you screaming "rape" and "fbi open up"

draco🧡:
omg no
don't talk about it

you:
OMG THATS
ITS CUZ I WAS READING A DRACO/READER THINGY AND FUCKING DRACO WAS FIFTEEN AND HORNY AS FUCK LIKE "call me daddy" JSJSJJS AND HE WAS BASICALLY RAPING ME IN THE STORY AND THERE WAS SMUT I COULDNT EVEN-

draco🧡:
she called me over to read the smut with here and jesus christ bless us all with holy water and the cum of christ

jack💙:
ew wtf
wait-
it's holy water cum of jesus

you:
omg stop no

allen💗:
so in conclusion
harry's stupid
dracos a pervert
cedric is dead
ron is supportive
hermione is done with everyone's bullshit
and y/n is a lazy piece of shit that has nothing to do

you;
ouch
at this point nothing else can break my heart as much as this story

lu💖:
you sure?