fack x drarry x kyd

idk what this is

mione🥰:
y/nnnnnnnn
answer
plz
like
now y/n
😔😔😔😔😔

you:
what

harry❤️:
why you crying

you:
im crying because i want harry's fourth year self back

draco🐍:
oh my god lamest excuse

you:
oh and also cedric might have broken up with me

lu🤪:
oh
why tho

you:
cho

mione🥰:
why tho

allen✍️:
i'm about to beat cedric up

ron added cedric to the chat

cedric:
oh
hi

lu🤪:
*locks group chat door*
you can't leave 'till you tell us what the fuck is going on

cedric:
oh well you see the thing is i've found out that i love cho so much she's beautiful her  beautiful black straight hair and her beautiful eyes she's perfect

ron🥳:
hermione?

mione🥰:
he used the the word love
he used the word beautiful 3x
and most importantly he called her perfect which is wrong sense he clearly hasn't seen ron

finn😃:
i'm so confused

draco🐍:
i'm mad

harry❤️:
y'all stupid
he's clearly under a love potion

you:
go crazy ahhhhhhhhhahahaha
go stupid
go crazy ahhhhhahaha
go stupid ahhhhhhahhahaha

draco🐍:
oh-
of course-
i knew that

allen✍️:
and how does he get out of it

you:
we can't we have to wait till it  wears off

cedric:
you guys ever feel like cuddling someone and like never letting them go and just think of being with them forever but in reality they'll leave you some day

jack🤙🏼:
damn bro that's deep

lu🤪:
just like my-
nvm

you have left the chat

cedric:
why'd she leave

ron kicked cedric out of the chat

lu🤪:
bro wtf is going on

draco🐍:
y/n still has feelings for cedric but i'm sure she'll get over it

*the next day*

you:
GOOD
FUCKING
MORNING
BITCHES
WOOHOO

jack🤙🏼:
haw yee

finn😃:
yay

you:
LETS GO DO OUT NAILS HERMIONE

mione🥰:
but i don't-
let's go

allen✍️:
can i go
cuz i'm
fucking gay

you:
yes ofc no one else is invited y'all too boring ✋🏼🤙🏼

ron🥳:
i'm not sad because i don't want my nails done