fack x drarry x kyd

cedric diggory gone wild

i'm in the hospital again 🤯🥵🥺🥰

"yoooooooooooooooooooo" finn said walking down the stairs into the living room

"what's up guys" jack said walking right behind finn

"where the hell have you two been" you said looking through the tv channels

"oh uhm we were just sleeping and cuddling you know gay stuff" finn said sitting down next to ron

"but we couldn't hear anything come from the room you guys were in" hermione said looking confused

"oh tha- thats because we- we were just whispering" jack said looking flustered

"just admit you guys were fucking" harry said walking into the living room " i mean why else would you guys make me teach you guys to make a silencing spell"

everyone choked on literal air and were suddenly intrested

"perfect...i love complicated" lu said out of nowhere and everyone turned to him and he hid under the covers when he realized what he said

"we have one weird ass friend group" draco said taking a bite out of his apple

"did you know that me and lu didn't actually fuck and make out in kill your darlings we kissed twice but then the producers called in other guys who looked like us and they did the scene" allen said in his phone

"wha- no- that's absolutely- my life is a lie- im actually-" you started saying things but you never actually finished a sentence

"i mean we could've but the producers were like "nah you guys don't have to" and i was like uhm kid yes we do and they were like "it's not like you guys are together" and i was like oh fuck we shouldn't say anything or we'll be exposed" lu said taking a sip of water

"it looked so real though what-" you said

"i kNOW it's kinda scary how much the people looked so much like us" allen said

"i jUST KINDA WISH YOU WERE GAY" draco started singing

"I CANT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WISH I DIDNT WANNA STAY" harry sang along

"NOTHING BREAKS LIKE A HEART HMMM NOTHING BREAKS LIKE A HEART" ron suddenly started singing

"THIS WORLD CAN HURT YOU" jack started singing along

"SEX MONEY FEELINGS DIE" lu started singing

"YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND" allen started singing

"I ONLY THINK ABOUT IT IN THE NIGHT TIME YUP ALWAYS IN THE NIGHT TIME" hermione started singing

"FUCK A BITCH LIKE JOSE FUCK A BITCH LIKE JOSE I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE FUCKING GAY" you started singing

then you heard a knock on the door

"i'll get it" you said and got up to open the door

"hi i just-" then the person at the door turned around and it was none other than tHE cedric diggory "oh hi y/n? right we went to hogwarts together-"

"who is it???!!!" lu asked peaking his head out the door "who's this"

"i- its- DRACO I NEED EMERGENCY HELP NOW" you said running away from the door and towards draco

"what who was it" draco said kinda panicked

"it's- its fucking cedric diggory- like THE cedric fucking diggory" you said not being able to breathe

jack and finn were upstairs asleep already ron harry hermione and allen were intrested in the conversation

"oh hey guys" you heard cedric walking into the house