fack x drarry x kyd

allen got his chance

"it's april 7 2018 and it's currently 1:36am" ron said getting his things ready to go out for the night

"you're so extra they're just gonna fuck you'll here some nOisEs but it'll be over in a few-" you were cut off by draco walking in with popcorn

"hours" draco said sitting next to you

"yeah it's fine but if you want to be acting like homophobic whore go on" you said smiling at him

"i am not homophobic i love all my gay friends very much in fact i love you so-" ron cut himself off

"shut the fuck up im not gay" (hm i'm very gay) you said throwing a pillow at him then someone knocked on the door it was raining and it was late so it was weird at this time for someone to knock at your door but either way you got up and opened the door and it was cedric

"hi" cedric said shivering looking he just got showered by the rain

"oh my god cedric come in you're gonna get sick"  you said basically pushing him in

"sorry if i interrupted anything" cedric seeing that draco had popcorn and harry had drinks

"oh no it's fine allen is about to- fuck lu"

"oh- i just- came by to ask if i could stay i saw cho by my house and i didn't feel safe" cedric asked looking uncomfortable

"oh umm yes you can stay we're gonna be listening i guess you could say to allen fuck lu it's gonna be entertaining" you said trying not to laugh

"i'm sure it will"

~ 30 min later ~
by now you would think allen and lu would be m o a n i n g
but no all you hear is lu complaining of being scared that it would hurt and allen not even trying to argue back

"LU IF YOU DONT SHUT UP AND LET HIM FUCK YOU IM GONNA SMACK YOU SO HARD HES LITERALLY BEEN THROUGH THIS SO MANY TIMES" harry went off and all lu said back was "ok"

"jesus christ send help-" cedric said looking at the ceiling

"shhh don't say his name in these occasions" you said coming back into the living room with the 4th bowl of popcorn

~ 10 min later ~

"omg bro when the fuck are we gonna hear the first moan" draco said moving his piece of the board game

"ew you sound like a porn director" harry laughed and rolled the dice

"i would go and check if they were asleep but i don't want to walk in on them naked" you said watching a movie

"i'm glad i came over" cedric said moving his piece and grabbing a game card

"ALLEN" you screamed

"WHAT" allen screamed back

"JUST CHECKING IF YOU GUYS WERE ASLEEP" you answered back

"NO SO YOU GUYS CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW" allen screamed back allen doesn't say curse words unless you just interrupted him when he was doing something important or when he's irritated

"FUCK YOU" you screamed back

"NOT NOW IM BUSY FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE"

cedric choked on his drink

draco rolled his dice way to for away

harry laughed

and you turned the tv volume down

and that's when you guys heard the f i r s t m o a n

cedric kept choking on (sorry just realized i forgot to say finn and jack went out on a date) air