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harry❤️:
this BITCH EMPTY
YEET

you:
DONT FUCK WITH I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE AHHHHHH

lu🤪:
yeah, i'm gonna my horse to the old town road
i'm gonna ride 'till i cant no more
i'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
i'm gonna ride 'till i cant no more (kio,kio)
i got the horses in the back
horse tack is attached
hat is matte black
got the boots that's black to match
ridin' on a horse, ha
you can whip your porsche
i been in the alley
you ain't been up off the porch, now
can't no one tell me nothin'
you can't tell me nothin'
cant nobody tell me nothin'
ridin' on a tractor
you can go and ask her
my life is a movie
bull ridin' and boobies
cowboy hat from gucci
wrangler on my booty
cant no one tell me nothin'
you can't tell me nothin'
can't nobody tell me nothin'
you can't tell me nothin'
yeah, i'm gonna my horse to the old town road
i'm gonna ride 'till i cant no more
i'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
i'm gonna ride 'till i cant no more

finn😃:
nO

jack🤙🏼:
that's what good 🅱️ussy sounds like

mione🥰:
i'll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that i don't exist

ron🥳:
it was malfoy

draco🐍:
oh no she's brilliant and we're friends but no

you:
what's wrong potter? a bit beyond your reach

allen✍️:
give it here malfoy or i'll knock you off your broom

you:
is that so?
have it your way then

harry❤️:
i feel attacked

finn😃:
me and jack said goodnight

lu🤪:
but it's 4 pm-

you:
you wanted him gone too you sENT him to me

allen✍️:
omg nO

ron🥳:
i watch kyd last night

you:
omg i'm proud of you-
oh but you probably
looked away at the s e x scene
thinking it was
harry and draco

mione🥰:
he was terrified
i found it rather interesting
how the movie is a true story
how actual people went through that phase

lu🤪:
it's not a phase i mean look at me i'm the same god damn person and still...b i

ron🥳:
i mean it was a good movie but-
the
sex
scene
was
to
g r a p h i c
i mean you literally see an ass like-

harry❤️:
it's rated r for "really gay"

draco🐍:
i need my beauty sleep gn

you:
harry say something

harry❤️:
oh ummmm
yes go to sleep beauty sleep for you is very much needed

mione🥰:
sometimes i ask myself how the hell did they end up together

you:
ALLEN GINSBERG

allen✍️:
you called?

you:
HAVE YOU FUCKED LUCIEN CARR YET?2?2??2?2

lu🤪:
*chokes on dick*

allen✍️:
oh
well you see
i was really tired
yesterday so i fell asleep
so no i have not fucked lucien carr

harry❤️:
smh then what are you waiting for stop waisting your time texting us

mione🥰:
ron let's go before you get even more traumatized

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