Curt was being dat boi on the bus.
Ro Ro Ro Ur Boat Gently Down The Stream went up to his good old fashioned lover boy and kissed him straight on the lips.
Curt AwAkEnS
"YO dude WHAT THE FUCK" he said
"Just because" ROLAND SAID
"im calling the police"
"Why the fuck would you do that"
"Because momo will come for you, Roland, she will"
"Curt, how much marijuana did you smoke last night"
Then Curt stood up and carved 420 into his arm with a knife and started doing orange justice
the cringe hurt. it hurt so bad.
"curt you need new friends" Ro said
"BeGoNe tHoT"
"No u"
"No u"
"Stop being gay"
"NO U"
"I didn't want to do this, curt, I didn't"
RoLaNd picked up his baseball bat and WHIPPED curt around the head before RIPPING THOSE FUCKING RAT TAILS OFF HIS head
Then he went to prison for killing the better member of tears for fears.
I did a funny. Curt IS AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIIIIIIVE and I love Roland and Curt equally. FUcketh YOueth
The end.
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RoLaNd iN ChAiNs
FanficTEARS FOR FUCKING FEARS title is based off the song 'woman in chains' cos i'm so quirky like that WARNING: may contain rlly bad jokes n definitely contains a lot of gay also how has this got so many reads omfg
