Curt was being dat boi on the toilet.
He has explosive diarrhoea. Noice.
RoLaNd was supposedly dead, BUT NAH BITCH.
He thought...
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(THAT'S GUNNA BE A RUNNING JOKE NOW. IF U JUDGE UR A VEGAN)
aN HoUr pAsSeS AnD cUrT Is sTiLl On tHe ToIlEt (aka the bog aka the shitter aka the piss machine) aNd RoLaNd iS GeTtInG
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so he bursts thruuuu the door with a Gun and KaShOots curt.
He just killed the better member of tears for fears. Again.
Fokin well done Ro.
The end.
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RoLaNd iN ChAiNs
FanfictionTEARS FOR FUCKING FEARS title is based off the song 'woman in chains' cos i'm so quirky like that WARNING: may contain rlly bad jokes n definitely contains a lot of gay also how has this got so many reads omfg
