Curt was being dat boi on the bridge.
(As requested by Keira👌)
He was supposed to be in a coma. but he was like,
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"WhO tHe FuCk gOeS iNtO A cOmA ThEsE dAyS??????????" He thought
He was extremely intoxicated.
Don't judge him.
Curt stans his marijuana.
Then Roland came yeeting towards him, saying "cUrT SmItH, wIlL YoU mArRy Me??????"
He was also extremely intoxicated.
Don't judge him either.
"FUCK YOU" cUrT said
Then Roland jumped off the bridge and died.
Well shit.
The end.
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RoLaNd iN ChAiNs
أدب الهواةTEARS FOR FUCKING FEARS title is based off the song 'woman in chains' cos i'm so quirky like that WARNING: may contain rlly bad jokes n definitely contains a lot of gay also how has this got so many reads omfg
