TEARS FOR FUCKING FEARS
title is based off the song 'woman in chains' cos i'm so quirky like that
WARNING: may contain rlly bad jokes n definitely contains a lot of gay
also how has this got so many reads omfg
Curt was being dat boi at the top of Mount Everest.
"wHaT ThE fUcKiNgShiT" curt awakens "I tHoUgHt i WaS aT ThAt iNtErViEw" Turns out David Sylvian had kicked him out after he told Robert Smith he looked like his mum if she got shitfaced
Robert NARUTOran towardsthe curt and kicked that bitchass into oblivion
And now he was on top of Mount Everest Well shit
Curt sat and THOUGHT HE DECIDED THE EASIEST AND MOST INTELLIGENT WAY TO GET DOWN WAS TO ROLL SO HE BEGAN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN DOWN THE MOUNTAIN it was here he found the Roland he was clutching onto his cheese His truly beloved cheese
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But he also looked ABIT DEAD (he's not dead in that photo but his trim is lol BURN) cUrT fell to his knees "wHy, Ro???????!!!!!!! wHyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!?????" The Roland was dead... as fuck... 😔😔😔😔😔😔
Curt thought about everything he'd have to do The funeral planning The actual funeral The ugly ass crying DEALING WITH EVERYONE WHO WAS UGLY ASS CRYING
"uGh cba" he thought AnD sO He gOt Up aNd WeNt tO THE BIG MACCY D's AnD lEfT ThE RoLaNd tO ROTINFUCKINHELL "lol cya bih" he said as he charged towards the nearest MACCY D's Which was over 1000 miles away. Great job Curt!
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