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RoLaNd iN ChAiNs

Hayran Kurgu

TEARS FOR FUCKING FEARS title is based off the song 'woman in chains' cos i'm so quirky like that WARNING: may contain rlly bad jokes n definitely contains a lot of gay also how has this got so many reads omfg

#curtsmith #fuckthatsideways #gayness #rolandorzabal #tearsforfears

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Curt was being dat boi at the top of Mount Everest.

"wHaT ThE fUcKiNg ShiT" curt awakens
"I tHoUgHt i WaS aT ThAt iNtErViEw"
Turns out David Sylvian had kicked him out after he told Robert Smith he looked like his mum if she got shitfaced

Robert NARUTO ran towards the curt and kicked that bitchass into oblivion

And now he was on top of Mount Everest
Well shit

Curt sat and THOUGHT
HE DECIDED THE EASIEST AND MOST INTELLIGENT WAY TO GET DOWN WAS TO ROLL
SO HE BEGAN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
DOWN THE MOUNTAIN
it was here he found the Roland
he was clutching onto his cheese
His truly beloved cheese

But he also looked ABIT DEAD
(he's not dead in that photo but his trim is lol BURN)
cUrT fell to his knees
"wHy, Ro???????!!!!!!! wHyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!?????"
The Roland was dead... as fuck... 😔😔😔😔😔😔

Curt thought about everything he'd have to do
The funeral planning
The actual funeral
The ugly ass crying
DEALING WITH EVERYONE WHO WAS UGLY ASS CRYING

"uGh cba" he thought
AnD sO He gOt Up aNd WeNt tO THE BIG MACCY D's AnD lEfT ThE RoLaNd tO ROTINFUCKINHELL
"lol cya bih" he said as he charged towards the nearest MACCY D's
Which was over 1000 miles away.
Great job Curt!

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The end.
(HERE'S TO PART 10 BETCHESSSSSSS!!!!!!)