Curt was being dat boi in the hospital.
"YO DUDE, WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE MY RAT TAILS?!"
He didn't realise that rOlAnd had RIPPED THOSE RAT TAILS OFF HIS HEAD
It was a shite haircut anyway. Just fucking get over it.
Roland was spending his day in fucking jail for WHIPPING and RIPPING someone.
THAT didn't come out right.
WE'LL get onto that later.
So he was sat in his cell orzaballing his eyes out, when a bitch with no rat tails yeets some keys through the door.
"UNLOCK IT TWAT"
"CURT WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD"
"SURPRISE BITCH, U THOUGHT U'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME, NOW UNLOCK THE FUCKING DOOR TWAT"
RoLaNd was shocked that CuRt was bailing him out of jail.
Thing was Curt actually should've been in hospital so as soon as the lads got outside Curt fell into a coma.
Oh fuck.
The end.
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RoLaNd iN ChAiNs
FanfictionTEARS FOR FUCKING FEARS title is based off the song 'woman in chains' cos i'm so quirky like that WARNING: may contain rlly bad jokes n definitely contains a lot of gay also how has this got so many reads omfg
