Curt was being dat boi in Heaven.
Rip
Lol
he was KaShOoTeD by big man Roland, who is now in the big prison.
Again.
so, CuRt wAs ChAtTiNg tO TaYlOr sWiFt AbOuT bUrGeR KiNg fOoT LeTtUcE wHeN GOD sAiD,,,
"BITCH UR HAIRCUT IS TOO FUCCKING BAD FOR HEAVEN, SO PLS FUCK RIGHT OFF"
GOD shoved curt back down to earth
He landed on David Bowie's arse.
What
The
Actual
Fuck
Did
You
Just
Read ?
Honestly
I
Don't
Fucking
Know
The end.
YOU ARE READING
RoLaNd iN ChAiNs
FanfictionTEARS FOR FUCKING FEARS title is based off the song 'woman in chains' cos i'm so quirky like that WARNING: may contain rlly bad jokes n definitely contains a lot of gay also how has this got so many reads omfg
