The City Of Love~A Hamilton Story

Memes While You Wait

So...

I've been on a hiatus.

School has been torture and I need to e able to keep my grades up.

The teachers aren't too kind with their grading. 

So! While I write the next chapter, here's some meme's I found written out into mini stories.

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"So.....What the hell did you give Alex??" "The better question is what the hell is Jefferson wearing." Toni and John watched as Jefferson skid past Alex on his Heelies. He was taunting the short man, who was trying to kick him with a pair of light up sneakers, the colors of the flag flashing as he tried to hit the Virginian. "They look ridiculous." Toni said, watching the two fight. "Should we go?" John questioned. "Eh..Let's watch. Look, Laf's here." In the distance was Lafayette on a hoverboard, speeding towards them. He tumbled and fell on his face.

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"Philip, you said you wrote something new?" "Yeah actually. Auntie, wanna hear it?" Toni glanced at him from behind Eliza, the woman whistling as the frenchie braided her hair. "Sure kid." "My name is Philip, I am a poet, I got shot between the ribs just to show it, and I, JUST F****** DIED, CAUSE GEORGE EACKER CAN'T COUNT TO NINE!" "PHILIP!" Eliza shouted, the woman behind her letting out a loud snort before doubling over laughing. "Wh-who W-wr-wrote th-th-that?!" Toni said, laughing as Eliza gave her a dirty stare. "Jackie did!" The boy laughed, Eliza now scolding Toni for her 'Inappropriate' parenting.  "There's more!" "There is?! Say it say it say it!" Toni said, typing up Eliza's braid and sitting beside Philip. He started to speak efore Toni interuppted. "My name is Philip, I am a poet, I wrote this poem just to show it, and I, just turned nine. YOU CAN SAVE LIVES BUT YOU CAN'T SAVE MINE!" The two burst out into more laughter, Eliza standing up and swiftly leaving after giving them a hard glare. "Wait wait wait one more!" "Fine!" Toni laughed. "To continue yours..I practice French while I am dying with my mother, I look around and see my sisters and my brothers. I died defending my daddy's own bank, uno deux trois..." He trailed off, pretending to die again as Toni laughed. She quickly moved to hold him tightly, trying to act serious. "N-Noo! Philip, don't die again! Nooo!" 

Click BOOM

They whipped their heads around to see Alexander shooting at the ceiling. "WHO KILLED MY SON THIS TIME?!" SNORT

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" "Toni! PHILIP!"

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"Only gay people can hear this." Lafayette said. "What did he say?" Washington asked, confused. "Not a clue. Mulligan, can you hear it?" Burr said. "Onl-I-I mean no. No I can't." Hercules said, stuttering as they gave him a suspicious look. "I can hear three quarters of it." Alexander said, his face slightly turning red as he glanced at Laurens. "It literally says 'Only gay people can hear this.' are you guys idi-Oh." Laurens turned a bright red as everyone turned to look at him wide-eyed. 

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"Toni, darlin', I think you've had enough coffee." Thomas said, gently rubbing her shoulders. She took another sip, before going back down to scribbling. "You can never have enough coffee. I taught Jackie that already." "What? Jackie, what'd your mother teach you?" Thomas turned to their daughter, who was sat down next to her mother reading with a cup of coffee in her free hand. She took a sip in a similar fashion to her mother. "More espresso, less depresso." She receited, the mother letting out a tiny 'Hah' as Jefferson stared slack-jawed.

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