1. Hey, Im Emily Patrick. I am 6'4", and I weigh 92 lbs, I have long wavy auburn hair and gray eyes . I'm 17 years old and I go to the worst high school in the world...
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2. Im bullied everyday of my life and I am abused by my dad when I get home. I self diagnosed myself with severe depression, but i don't care about that. I may c-cut myself and may sometimes avoid eating...
Why is every OC depressing? Why can’t they be happy and not emo?
3. “I’m so fat and ugly”
Excuse me? 92 pounds is freaking underweight! You need to see a doctor!
4. “I might live, like, 2 miles away. But I could use the exercise”
Two, Miles? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!
5. “I sit in a coffee shop. I sit there every morning, but I never order anything.”
THEN WHY DO YOU GO THERE?!
6. “I sit down and start doing last night’s homework. I usually don’t do my homework, but maybe I could surprise one of my teachers.”
Girl, if you didn’t turn in your homework, you’d be more than bullied and abused! You’d be screwed!
7. Also, one thing about the title. TC is so nice! Why would they bully someone? Jeez. So mean.
8. “Oh hey! It’s the FAT UGLY JAG Emily!” Says Jerome
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE JEROME SO MEAN?! *Cries*
9. Adam kicks me in the back
HEY! ADAM’S A NICE GUY! HE WOULD NEVER DO DAT!
Adam: I'm a good noodle, Kitty! I promise!
Kitty: I know you are. The author is just a little bitch and decided to make you mean. Here. Have a cookie
Adam: Yay! *Eats happily*
10. Mitch and Jerome call OC mean names, teacher never notices. OC fights back. “Go to the principal’s office!” This angers me so much.
11. Her dad gets arrested, and she coincidentally has to stay with Mitch and his mom.
12. Girls calls blades her saviors…. Yep. You need therapy.
13. Mitch: *Sees bruise on head* Did we do this to you?
Why would you care? I thought you bullied her!
14. Girl finally finds the key to stop TC from bullying her! Does she actually do it? *NO* You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.
15. “Are you sure you don’t want anything? You’re so small.” Says Mitch
He called you fat your whole life. Why is he now calling you skinny?
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FanfictionThis book is intended for SATIRE AND COMEDY! So, if you take the title at face value and go to the comments to bich about it, I will laugh mercilessly at your stupidity. I'm just trying to be funny. K? Good. *Eats Waffle*
