1. "I never wanna see you again!"
It's okay! In about a day or so, they'll act as if it never happened and they'll have babies! :D
2. Why is the OC always bullied and abused and hated? A cookie to whoever's OC has loving parents and is popular and loved.
3. "Never cut again."
"Okay."
Um... I'm pretty sure it's not that easy.
4. Go read a random fanfiction. I bet you the OC is depressed, cuts and almost commits suicide at one point.
5. "Don't commit suicide! It's not worth it!"
Um...
There's a chance you're the reason...
So...
Yeah...
6. Almost all OCs are brunettes
And all mean girls are blondes...
Like
WTF?!
7. So many hyper best friends...
8. The ex-girlfriend OC usually is either
A. Going to die later on in the story
B. Is a stank
C. Wanting Revenge
OR
D. Gonna turn out to be evil
9. When the boy OC is perfect
No flaws
...
Holy shit
Was he created by Aphrodite?
10. What's up with OCs and dying their hair?
Whether it's the tips
Or all of it fucking rainbow
They all do it.
...
All of them.
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Everything Wrong With Fanfictions
FanficThis book is intended for SATIRE AND COMEDY! So, if you take the title at face value and go to the comments to bich about it, I will laugh mercilessly at your stupidity. I'm just trying to be funny. K? Good. *Eats Waffle*
