1. Grunt's Can't Love
INSTA GRAMMAR ERROR!
2. "I waddled around my house"
Wait, Nate's a penguin now? *gasp*
3. Woman: "Please, help me and my son. Can we just rest for the night? We are both very tired. We promise we will leave tomorrow."
Mom: "Yes. Come in, please."
Wow! Letting in a complete stranger is the best idea ever! (Sarcasm)
4. "He walked shyly up to me"
Wait a sec, how is that possible?! And what does it look like? Questions we may never know the answers to...
5. "The Meowth on the bed jumped down"
Wait, they're in the world of Pokemon? The author never explained this!
6. "Mommy, why did Hunter haf'ta go?"
Ganster Talk: My Least Favorite Kind of Talk!
7. "It's been ten years since I saw Hunter. I still think about him."
First of all, how do you remember him after all of this time?
Second of all, fucking move on, Nate! Jeez.
8. "Hunter?" I whispered. "Nate!" He hugged me.
HOW DO YOU TWO REMEMBER EACH OTHER SO BRIEFLY? ALSO, HOW COULD HE HEAR YOU WHISPER?!
9. "Clothes littered the inside."
Nate! Littering's illegal!
10. "S'ok to look now."
THE GANGSTER TALK, IT'S KILLING ME! AHHH
11. "Nate dragged me into the kitchen."
Nate! Dookie is not a rag doll! Pull yourself together!
12. "Mom, when is the fried Combusken gonna be ready?"
*gasp* How cruel!
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Everything Wrong With Fanfictions
FanfictionThis book is intended for SATIRE AND COMEDY! So, if you take the title at face value and go to the comments to bich about it, I will laugh mercilessly at your stupidity. I'm just trying to be funny. K? Good. *Eats Waffle*
