Dedicating this chapter to isabellathewitch for making the suggestion! Here we go!
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1. "She's gone. I couldn't save her!!! The tears, they will NEVER stop!"
And instantly, this is already really sad.
2. "I hug my little sister."
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, WAIT. Are you implying that the person who commited suicide... Was a little girl?
...
Holy shit, that's dark.
3. "Aside from all the pain I got a seat next to an oh so annoying 5 year old boy who kept spilling his juice on me. And his mom kept yelling at me for it."
Cue really fucking stupid mother!
4. "You realize that house is the ONLY house left in California?"
.... Um, California's a big state. I'm sure there's more than one house for sale.
5. "Welp to late."
Don't you mean "too" late?
Sorry, but grammar problems like this always bug me. -_-
6. "You guys sound sorta familiar, I just haven't, figured it out!"
Why is it, that in all these fanfics, it takes them so long to realize the Youtuber? In real life, a true, die-hard fangirl would instantly recognize them!
7. "What do we do?!"
Fangirls just LOOOOOOOOOOVE throwing ?!s everywhere, don't they?
8. "I don't even know her name, but I think I love her."
Dude, have you ever watched Frozen? DID YOU EVER LEARN?!
9. "Why are you here?!"
Again, fangirls and their ?!s
10. "Why are you crying.."
THERE SHOULD BE A QUESTION MARK AT THE END OF THAT SENTENCE!!!
11. "Why would you care? You're famous, you shouldn't give a damn."
Um...
Lady...
You're kinda making Adam sound like a jerk, so...
Could you move aside?
12. "Well, you're not alone, you have me."
ADAM!
YOU JUST MET HER!
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!
13. "I'm gonna go check on Ashlyn."
Adam... Stop it... Now... NOW!!!
YOU'RE GOING TOO FREAKING FAST!!!
GOD!!!
14. "But I turned around to say thank you, and she vanished into mid air."
.... What the fuck.
15. Coincidentally, girl moves in right next to TC.
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Everything Wrong With Fanfictions
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