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Weeaboos

(ellixin's Point Of View)
Weeaboos are people who tend to think they're otaku. They want to be Japanese, they know a total of three to thirteen Japanese words (if they know one, two, three, etc.) and like anime. But when I say anime, I mean they've seen only fifty Naruto episodes, fifty One Piece episodes, fifty Bleach episodes and might have even seen a bit of...wait for it...Pokemon. If they have seen Pokemon, they'll own the cards. Anyway, they'll own some manga, just of the aforementioned mainstream anime, and they might call themselves otaku, if they even know what an otaku is. Often, they won't realize it's a westernization of super obsessed person anyway. They'll hate most things that aren't Japanese, only eat Asian foods, and randomly throw in Japanese words in their English sentences. We all go through the weeaboo stage once, but some sad people never come out of that stage. They're annoying.
We have a weeaboo at my school. We told her she's a weeaboo, she asked what that was. She also doesn't know what otaku is. She tried to have a conversation with me about the Japanese language. "Hey, ellixin! In Japanese, fifty-two is goju-ni, right?"
"Sure."
"It's so good to know someone else who knows Japanese as well as me."
"*sigh* O-genki?"
"I haven't gotten that far yet, I'm working on it!"
I just asked her if she's in good health, literally, and how she is, basically. Weeaboo.
The weeaboo vocabulary generally includes kawaii (cute), desu ("I'm" to the best of my knowledge. Eg."ellixin-desu~" is "I'm ellixin."), and baka (idiot). A lot of weeaboos are called bakas by otakus, as young weeaboos don't even know that. I think that the world would be better if we could all skip the weeaboo stage and just immediately be otaku. But that may destroy the food chain.
ellixin out.