Da goost tuk u to DA secret lab of da flaming pikle wit oot ur permish mish OMG RUDE so he tuk off his cloak and GESS WHU IT WAZ IT WAZ UR DADI OMG u asked "y u do dis daddi u make me sick u plant punching foop leg!""" Den he cried and his eyes fell out and he fell down da ceiling. U piked up his body and sayd """'" nuuuuuuuu y dadi I wuv u" and a tear fell down ur check and hit him in DA balls and he came tu life but as a skelliton and it was scarrrrry!!!!!!!!!!!! But den he told u der is a skelliton in u rite nao and u huged but he was evil and ur blud fell out! U eyes were bout tu close when a pizza cone fell in and splatted ur dads tits and he saaid 'o no my titty cups''' and daid.
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HorrorR u gaise redi 4 da spoopyest scariest storri in al of existnsh? WEL BE REDI 2 BE SPOOOOOOOKD Also, this is a joke. Do not take the story seriously or else I will pee on your grandmother. Be warned...
