U waike up 2 find a spooki skarri wafle in front ov u! U TRI 2 KIK IT BUT IT WONT MOVE O NO!!!?? den he grabz ur leg and sayz "'i am ur friend so don't kikc mi ur els i wil spook u to DEATH AND SHOV UNNECESSARY OINTMENT DOWN YOUR EAR HOLE OOOGSJALFHSK!"'"'" u calmdd doun but wer stil scare at skelli belli. mr. skellefunk tuk mi outsied and showwd me wafl land. den u remembur dat pikl jikl is in dayngur!!!! u tri to run but b4 u can skeely felly startd 2 steel ur sole!!/! u wer bout 2 dai but den spoderman caem in 3 sav the day. he said "u can taik mai big mek and u can taek my snap bek but u can nevr taek mai sweg!"'"'" den da skellito got eeerasd bai de loominati aftur saiing "NOOOOoOooOoooOoo0o0OO0ooO0!'
Aftr Dat, spodrman sayd 'i liek u kid even doe ur an fajit i wil taek u hoem.""'
u landed on da rewf uf ur hoem and da ferretlizardpocalipse waz stil hapenin. wit ur wief, pikl jiklz, and a seecrit neu hero wit a familiur onion stench, can dey stop da eeevil furrit mashturmind? FIND OUT NEXT TIEM KIDZ!
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HorrorR u gaise redi 4 da spoopyest scariest storri in al of existnsh? WEL BE REDI 2 BE SPOOOOOOOKD Also, this is a joke. Do not take the story seriously or else I will pee on your grandmother. Be warned...
