Teh Scawwiest Story EVERRRR

4 is da lucky number darude sandstorm

3 yrs latur u had 15 childrens and dey wur all named pikl jikle so u went outside and relized Dat pikl jikl numba uno had diabettus so u threw him at the street and bae got mad in fact so mad she hit u with ur arm Dat she chopped off wen u and her wer having da ultra sex in da trash can in public with knives while watching a clown molest a mime. She spanked you in the man boobies until they imploded and u wer blasted to a woman with a penis cause she shoved pills up her vageegee when she was having her purriod so you ran away and your face was covered in green stuff because of food coloring den DA Mexicans started making tacos on your girl parts and forced you to eat one it tasted like chiken but den u reelized DA GHOST TASTED LIKE CHICKEN OOOOH SCAWWY I THINK I MITE PUKE BLEH so u made wove to a husky pancake named sex bot and u reelised days a great name! So u named ur kid pikl jickl number sixtiino fur reesons and ur dad thot it was a bad name so he spanked you wit his truk and it hurt. Den u had a dreem about DA GOOST EATING UR CHILDREN but wait, someone was next to him OMG IT WAS THE LEGENDARY EVIL BAD NOT GUD GOAT den u woke up and heard noking on DA door and u checked to c whu it waz WHU WAZ IT FIND IUT NEXT TIEM ON SCARRY STORI PART 55555!