Wen u woke up u saw a hobo eating ur arm and asked """ y u do dat I need my arm fur DA porno!!!!!""""""" But den he barfed and exploded and u were blasted to China. Teh chinesos saw u and started beating u to death with bananas. Den dey thru u in da dungon of dewm and u cried den explored around. Wen u found a pickle in DA weird room u herd DA VOICE AGAIN OMG RUNNNNNN!!!?! So plz run very much or dai! Also, he coming 4 u and now ur running and u fell and broke your but cheakz so u cudnt run very gud and DA GOST GOT U AND HES MAKING BABIES ON U oMG SCARRYYYYYYY
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Teh Scawwiest Story EVERRRR
HorrorR u gaise redi 4 da spoopyest scariest storri in al of existnsh? WEL BE REDI 2 BE SPOOOOOOOKD Also, this is a joke. Do not take the story seriously or else I will pee on your grandmother. Be warned...
