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These are some of my favourite teenage posts. Note: Most of these aren't mine, some are referenced and most aren't, so bear with me, okay...

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by LMBand5H

by LMBand5H

Gaea: I'm going to kill you, Perseus Jackson!

Percy: Okay.

Gaea: I will kill everyone you love first and make you watch it happen.

Percy: Why not.

Gaea: I will torture you before ending your life.

Percy: Don't give a dam.

Gaea: I will eat all the blue food.

Percy: OKAY YOU HAVE ANGERED THE MIGHTY DEMIGOD! PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!