How to kill someone Divergent style:
1. Kill them
2. Whisper to them "JUST LIKE TRIS"
How to kill someone Selection style:
1. Wait until they ship Asperica.
2. Make them read The One
How to kill someone Hunger Games style:
1. Kill them.
How to kill someone Harry Potter style:
1. Wave your "wand" at them and shout out the Killing spell.
2. IF that doesn't work, just shove your wand either down their throat or up their ass.
How to kill someone Twilight style:
1. Make them read Twilight.
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Teenage Posts (Finished)
HumorThese are some of my favourite teenage posts. Note: Most of these aren't mine, some are referenced and most aren't, so bear with me, okay...
