Teenage Posts (Finished)

#181

This is dedicated to LostDaughterOfHades because she is a fabulous Nutella-covered llama.

Okay, so her last *finish the story* thing was "Once upon a time, Percy stepped on Sazzy's toes." For any of you who don't know what the HELL I'm talking about, read her Percy Jackson Facebook Time story. It'll make you pee of laughter. TRUST ME.

Anyway, here is what I put after her sentence. PLEASE don't get weirded out, Sazzy.

Sazzy screamed with outrage, smashing the jar of Nutella onto the son of Poseidon's head and taking out her knife that she was about to use to eat the Nutella.

"Aw heyl naw!" she snarled, poking his shoulder with the knife. Percy gave her a strange, yet handsome, look as she kept on poking him.

"What a strong girl. Hades must be SO proud." he muttered. Sazzy stopped and looked up at him. "IN THE NAME OF HOLY NUTELLA, I PROCLAIM YOU DEAD!" she announced, but before she could attack a voice mumbled "Me, or the food?"

They both turned to see Nutella the goddess, yawning. "The food, crazy!" Percy yelled, which was followed by a very unmanly scream. Sazzy had kicked him in the *ahem* NO-NO area.

Wincing, Percy fell to the ground, clutching his crotch. "Don't step on my toes. Now go watch Apollo strip." Sazzy snapped.

"Um, that's a REALLY bad idea." Artemis pointed out. "Where are all these gods coming from?!" Percy exclaimed. "You're fighting on Mount Olympus, dolts." Zeus snickered, chomping on some popcorn.

"Ohhhhhhhh. How the Hades did we get here?" Sazzy questioned, but she shrugged afterwards and grabbed Apollo by the arm. "Gerroff me!" he cried, but Sazzy kept her grip on him and placed him in front of Percy, who was just getting up from the floor.

"Daddy, PLEASE make Apollo strip for Percy. If you do, I'll hook you up with anyone you want!" Sazzy pleaded, batting her lashes innocently. Hades stroked his beard in thought. "Alright. I'll even provide him with a pole!" he decided.

Hades pointed his fingers up, and Apollo closed his eyes and opened them again. "Who wants to see my butt!" he exclaimed while Sazzy tried her best not to laugh.

"SAZZY I HATE YOU!" Percy roared, but the demigod ignored his cries for help as strange images were planted into his mind which now lives in the gutter forever more.

While this was going on, most of the gods had left, except for Aphrodite and Artemis, but that was only because Hades had glued them to their seats, also forcing their eyes to keep open and for their hands to be stuck to their armrests.

"SCREW YOU UNCLE!" they snarled as they were forced to watch their brother perform very, um, INTIMATE moves on their other uncle's son.