Mom: When I was YOUR age, I didn't flunk in my studies and act all stupid and crazy like you. Honestly, what has gone wrong with this generation?!
Me: Well, for starters, there's that reproduction video that we're shown at school at least three times a year... Then there are those creepypastas on the Internet... Then there's you telling me that you gave birth to me out of your opening, which, by the way, GROSS. And then there's...
*rumbles on until Mom walks away, clearly disturbed*
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Getting Rid Of Your Mom 101
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Teenage Posts (Finished)
HumorThese are some of my favourite teenage posts. Note: Most of these aren't mine, some are referenced and most aren't, so bear with me, okay...
