Six Feet Under

Chapter One: Don't enter!

"Finally, my first day of work in one of the biggest companies of all the Underground", was my first thought when I woke up this morning. I was so excited. I had that big ear-to-ear smile on my face. If someone decided, in that instant, to peer through the window of my room, they would have thought that I was insane. Now that I think about it, I find myself so naive now. I didn't know at the time that it was going to be the toughest day of my life so far.

~Time skip~

I entered the building with my tie untied, the first buttons of my shirt undone, and a chocolate bar in my mouth. To complete the look, my hair was all disheveled. "The first day in here and you are already late. GREAT JOB MAN ", I thought, reprimanding myself.

The first thing I noticed when entering the establishment is that it was quiet. At the time, I did not know that was unusual. Of course, I just continued my way, walking down the hallway. I could feel the atmosphere getting heavier and heavier by the minute. I approached what looked like the secretary's desk. I rang the bell hoping that someone would appear. For a second, I really thought I was summoning a demon. I then yelled: "Hello is anyone here. Is there a living soul in here."

I turned around and saw a small figure. It measured almost 5,3 feet. The being looked at me, peering into my soul. I could feel my mind drifting away from my body. It then said with a small, but severe tone: "So, you are the newbie. You look like a mess. What happened did you just get dumped by your boyfriend?" Just so you know, I was and still am a heterosexual man. I looked at her and said: "Nah kiddo I was just searching for someone to show me around and I also have a meeting with the boss of the establishment." She answered: "That does not answer my question?"

At that instant, I knew something was wrong because I noticed that she was dressed in the female version of the workplace attire. So I tried to back off and run for cover but she had me already pinned down with a rope on my legs. I came to the sudden realization that she had placed traps. She then snarled at me: "Why do you look like such a mess. Answer me newbie." I then noticed even though she had the technique I had one advantage she did not have. I then yelled: "RAW POWER." And just ripped through the ties: "I am in such a mess because I was going to be late for my first day of work kiddo. The name is A-Jack. A-Jack Vinson." She did not count the fact of my innate brute force.

She got up, glared at me and said: "Nevermind newbie let me work now." I instantly shot up and started apologizing for whatever I did. I then asked with the utmost sincerity: "I really just want to get to the boss's office." She turned around sized me up and said: "Hmph fine I feel kind today." She brought me to the office's door and left while saying: "Knock before you enter or you will regret it." I then asked for her name and she answered: "Yuno."