You know, I think I should stop watching TV
There's another commercial trying to entice me
A handsome man would unstop my drain
Do they really think I have no brain?
I bet he wouldn't knock on my door
I'd have to rely on myself to pour
That stuff in the bottle down my sink
So the clog in my drain would shrivel and shrink.
No man with a pipe-snake would I see
Baking soda and white vinegar work fine for me.
So "Haha!" to you, you advertisement
My money will not on drain opener be spent!
(A/N: In other words, I learned my lesson the first time! Yeah, you know... with that shampoo...)
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All the Small Things
PoetryThis is where all my poems will live. This is where nightmares and dreams begin. Edit on January 10, 2014: 4 more poems to go, and then this book will be ended. Edit on February 21, 2014: The 50th poem is up. This book is complete.
