Fatgum: Is soap edible?
Kirishima: No—
*he bites the soap*
Kirishima: What's it taste like?
Fatgum: Ocean breeze.
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Hawks: Usagiyama, what's your favorite animal?
Miruko: Foxes.
Hawks: Wha—
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Kaminari: Snakes are just spaghetti with fangs.
Momo: N.... No they are not.
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Nezu: Okay who did it?
Ectoplasm: Do what?
Nezu: Who changed the 12'o'clock bell to McCree yelling "High noon"?
Snipe, nervous sweating: Its a total mystery...
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Monoma: Hey Handman. Can I copy your quirk?
Shigaraki: ...Why?
Monoma, trying to hold Bakugou down with one hand: No particular reason.
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Nighteye: And this is my crying room.
Izuku: Crying room?
Nighteye: I have unresolved issues.
*flashback to when he tripped in front of All Might*
Nighteye: Dark times...
Izuku: What?
Nighteye: What?
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Endeavor, looking at his children: Why didn't I use a condom again?
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Inasa: Guys guys! Look at what I can do!
Inasa: Todoroki look! Todoroki!
Inasa, more aggressively: TODOROKI LOOK AT ME!
*does a air ball scooter like Aang, giggling*
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Izuku: A is for All Might!
Uraraka: B is for gravity!
Izuku: ....but...
Tenya: ....no its no—
Uraraka: Sh.
Tenya: But—
Uraraka: SH.
Tenya: Uh, C is for—
Uraraka: SH.
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Vlad King: Wanna know how I got this scar, kids?
Monoma: Did you try to open a pickle jar with a pair of nail clippers?
Vlad King: ....how'd you know?
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
