13 year old Nemuri: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM WATCHING BOB ROSS!
32 year old Nemuri: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM WATCHING BOB ROSS!
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Nemuri: ANXIETY!
Tensei: DEPRESSION!
Both: TOGETHER WE'RE-
*they do bad imitations of the DBZ fusion dance*
*Aizawa pops up in between them*
Aizawa: ME!
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Shoto: I will give the world to you.
Izuku, struggling to hold 5 globes: No more..... Please...
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Denki: What would happen if I stuck this fork in the wall outlet.....?
Sero: No, Kaminari thats not-
Bakugou, pushing Sero back into his seat, full interest on Denki: No no. Let's see where this goes.
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Aizawa to his cat: I would die for you.
*The cat bats at his face with its claws out*
Aizawa, cheek bleeding, calm: Thank you.
Hizashi, concerned: Shota please...
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Recovery Girl: If you break your bones one more time I'm breaking you.
Izuku: ....
Izuku: Is this a bad time to tell you I broke my thumb earlier or...
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Snipe: Hey Loader, how'd you come up with your hero name? It barely has anything to do with digging.
Powerloader, having flashbacks to the power rangers and Bob the builder: A cereal box.
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Hawks: If I were an animal I'd be an Eagle.
Miruko: Um-
Endeavor: Wait for it..
Hawks, wide eyed and panicking: WaIT NO--
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*Monoma picks Eri up and tried to leave*
Aizawa: Excuse me, where are you going?
Monoma: Oh yeah, uh, she's 1-B's new sister now. She's too cool for 1-A.
Mirio, taking Eri away from him, baps him on the nose with some newspaper: No.
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Tsuyu: I go sleep here.
Uraraka: No noT IN THE SNOW! TSU NO!
Tsuyu: Cozy.
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Tensei: So you're the friends my baby brother keeps talking about! Nice to meet you!
Shoto: I met your family at a charity gala. My brother threw up on your mom's shoes.
Uraraka: So... Are you like.... Elbow powered....? How do elbow engines even work..?
Izuku, vibrating and holding his notebook: So AbOuT yOuR qUiRk--
Momo: I'm richer than you.
Tsuyu: How do you wear long sleeves?
Tenya: This was a mistake...
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Aizawa: We have a special guest speaker here today. Come on in.
Miruko, kicking the door in, a crowd of rabbits trailing behind her: HELLO CHILDREN--
Aizawa: Jesus Christ why..
Hawks, popping his head in: Hey I'm here too! I brought chicken nuggets!
Aizawa and Tokoyami: Why
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Endeavor: Everything the light touches is my kingdom...
Shoto: Don't you mean "our" kingdom?
Endeavor: No.
Shoto: Well then...
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