Bakugou: Can I have some chex mix?
Kirishima: Oh sure bro!
Bakugou, opening the bag up: What the fuck!? Theyre all pretzels!?
Kirishima: *sweats nervously*
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Bakugou: If I'm back here and your playing your DS, who's watching Kaminari and Mina?
Kirishima: Wait they aren't on the bus?
Sero, waiting impatiently next to a kids quarter car ride, Kaminari and Mina giggling: When's it my turn dammit!?
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Bakugou: This is my house. That is my living room. That is my kitchen. Over there are my birthing units, do not interact. Now over there is my collection of video games. Let us ignore the birthing units and fuck each other up on mortal kombat.
Kirishima: This was a riveting experience.
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Bakugou: WHO ATE ALL THE FUCKING OREOS!?
Tokoyami: Twas I!
Bakugou: YOU BITCH!
Tokoyami, swishing his cape over his body and half his face, walks backwards into the shadows: Mwahahaha...
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Sero: Ugh, this kale smoothie sucks. Why'd I think this was a good idea?
Jiro: That's not a kale smoothie. That's laundry detergent.
Sero: Oh shit--
Aizawa, from the hall way: WHO PUT MUTILATED KALE IN THE WASHING MACHINE!?
Sero: Oh shIT--
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Kirishima, sighs sadly: I will never find love....
Bakugou, breakdancing in front of him while talking: Then who the fuck am I!?
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Mina: There was a tragic death last night...
Izuku: Oh no, I'm so sorry. Is everything okay?
Mina: Yeah... It was only my self esteem. I might be fine.
Izuku: I'll be right next to you at the funeral... I am here for you...
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Kaminari: Dad—
Kaminari: Wait no— fuck I— shit sor—
Aizawa, pulling Kaminari to his side: Son.
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Bakugou: Shut up Tweedledee and Tweedledumbass!
Mina: I'm Tweedledumbass!
Kaminari: No I'm Tweedledumbass!
Bakugou, shakes his head and walks away: Your both Tweedledumbasses...
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Aizawa: Alright. Who did it?
Bakugou: Did what!?
Kirishima, looking through a notebook: Uh, says here I've been on this couch for thirty minutes.
Aizawa: Who replaced the soles of my shoes with double sided tape!?
Bakugou: Wasn't fucking us.
Kirishima: Says I was also in Bakugou's room for 2 hours using his makeu—
Kirishima: ....
Kirishima: Playing... video games...
Bakugou, after Aizawa left: It was me. The asshole gave me a D on our last test. Fuck him.
Kirishima: Oh apparently I was also hiding in the dryer for an hour? Huh... Weird...
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Jiro: I had a weird dream last night and you were in it.
Kaminari: Oh? What made it weird?
Jiro: You were in it.
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
