Nemuri: Hey Sho, you okay there man?
Aizawa, lifting his head up from his desk: The anxiety.... ITS ATTACKING!
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Nemuri goes to amusement park with Tensei and they do stupid shit. Nemuri gets on the marry-go-round and more stupid shit happens
Nemuri: Hey!
*takes a few minutes to get back around to Tensei*
Nemuri: My ass hurts!
*goes around again*
Nemuri: This is my pony!
*around*
Nemuri: Her name is Eponia!
*around again*
Nemuri: And she wants to— *pauses for dramatic affect*
*goes around once more then stops*
Nemuri: Suck yo dick!
Tensei: You are an awful person.
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Hizashi: And then I tripped and broke a 63489 yen microphone so no— HOLY SHIT ITS A BEE!!!
Snipe: Mic... That's a piece of lint.
Hizashi, crawling out from under his desk: Oh—
Snipe: Oh waiT SHIT THAT IS A BEE WHAT THE FUCK--
Hizashi: *white noise*
Snipe: *ducking under his own desk*
Aizawa, casually catching the bee with a cup and the letting it go out the window, closes the window afterwards: How are you idiots heroes again?
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Tamaki: I'm not good with pets.... I don't know how to take care of them...
Mirio: ....
Mirio: Its a rock, Tamaki. A rock.
Tamaki: ITS A VERY NEEDY ROCK!
Mirio: BUT ITS NOT EVEN SENTIENT!
Dwayne the Pet-rock Johnson: *falls over*
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Hizashi: Shota has taught me two things that I live by every single day...
Snipe: Which is?
Hizashi: Suck dick and eat cheetos.
Snipe: I... Are we talking about the same man here? I mean all he eats is jelly packs, what's he know what cheetos taste like?
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Hizashi: Sliiiide to the left!
Hizashi: Sliiide to the right!
Hizashi: CRISS CROSS!
Hizashi: CRISS CROSS!
Hizashi: Everybody clap their hands!!!!
Aizawa: ...
Aizawa: I want a divorce.
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Snipe: Its hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh timeyouidiotsshutthefuckup.
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Nemuri: Dude.... What if snakes had legs.
Tensei: Then they'd be lizards?
Nemuri: Woah....
Tensei: Are... Are you okay?
Nemuri, shaking her head no: I haven't slept in a week....
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Fatgum: I really love this cake
Aizawa: Then marry it.
Fatgum: ...
Aizawa: Wait no don't actua—
Priest: You may now kiss the baked good!
Aizawa: Goddammit... HOW DID I END UP THE BEST MAN!?
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FanfictionI think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...
