Patton: Hey Logan, can I ride you?
Logan: *chokes* E-excuse me?
Patton: I asked if I could ride you. I've ridden Roman before, it's fun!
Logan: w-wAIT WHAT?!
Patton: Yeah, he let me climb onto his back and ride him around the house!
Logan: ....you mean a piggyback??
Patton: Oh, that's what it's called?
Logan: YES THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED-
