Virgil: *struggling to get something from the top self*
Roman: Hey, you need me to get that for you?
Virgil: *dramatic gasp* HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED?
Roman: *chuckles* Okay then.
*moments later*
Virgil: *defeated sigh* Roman, help meeee
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Ok, but I can't be the only person who thinks Virgil would be a small, short lil' muffin.