Random Cat: meow.
Virgil: You sly bastard, I would've never thought of that
Roman: Wait, so can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?
Logan: Knowing him, it might be both
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Logan: I made tea.
Virgil: I don't want tea
Logan: I didn't make it for you....this is my tea.
Virgil: Then why are you telling me?
Logan: It's a conversation starter
Virgil: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Logan: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Virgil: You know, when I was a little kid and people said that I'd understand when I grew up, I believed them.
Virgil: But look at me now.
Virgil: a full grown adult and I understand nothing.
Patton: Virgil are you...is that...did you forget to add water to your ramen before microwaving it?
Virgil, tearing up: I'm trying my best
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Logicality
Patton: *rolls over* you awake?
Logan: *rolls over* yup *kisses him*
Prinxiety
Roman: *rolls over* you awake?
Virgil: *violently flops over* bitch, the fuck you want?
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Deceit: When you've worked in Law as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.
Logan, walking past: Yellow is not your colour.
Deceit: Yellow brINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!
