A bunch of hetalia oneshots/ drabbles i guess?

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Arthur was done. He couldn't stand the colors of the rainbow, even if it fit him perfectly. He refused to believe the fact that he liked men. He refused. He knew he liked women, that was certain after he bed several in his years of living. It was always those piercing green eyes that did it. However he never bed a man. It was something he would never think of doing until he met Oliver. He found those sinful, lustful thoughts about the strawberry blond male who would writhe under his touches and Arthur would have his thoughts under control now because it was wrong, unnatural and weird. Oliver knocked on his door ready to profess his love. It may have been 2 in the morning, but, eh, love can't wait. Hearing those soft knocks, Arthur opened the door. Oliver seemed a bit nervous.

"Is there something you want to talk about?" Arthur inquired. He could pick up on nervous tells. Very well.

"Um, yeah, I guess I just wanted to say," he took a big breath, "Willyougooutwithme?" He caught bits and pieces of that last part so he had a good idea of what the other was trying to say.

"No, absolutely not, i do not accept, or reciprocate those feelings in any way. That is something sinful and is absolutely an abomination and to be quite honest you're an abomination. How dare you bring you're filth into my home," he spit out. Oliver looked unfazed, but on the inside those words hurt. Oliver also knew when it came from a place of being unsure of sexuality. So he asked the one question that every homo was asked. He just decided to turn the tables.

"How did you know you were straight?" he said with a smug face.

"What type of question is that, I slept with a woman. I liked it, therefore I'm straight." He said as if it were obvious.

"So you've never slept with a man, therefore you can't rule out that you aren't bisexual at least. You can only rule out that you're gay," Oliver retorted using his own logic against him. " So if you want to rule it out, I'm here so you can," Oliver said silently hoping it would work. And much to his and Arthur's surprise he responds with a "let's rule out all other possibilities." And it was a busy night for the both of them.

When they both woke up Oliver asked, " what's your stance now?"

The blond male looked at him and said "Homos are the devi- oh bloody hell I just accidentally sucked a dick," he groaned that last bit.

"Actually, you sucked mine five times,and then some," Oliver said laced with smugness, knowing full well the other enjoyed it. Arthur looked at him in all his freckled glory and asked "what do I do now?"