I WANT THE SQUAD TO DO DUMB SHIT BUT SINCE KINKY KIRI ISNT IN FUCKING COLLEGE YET HE CANT EXPLODE THE FUCKING SCHOOL WITH THE DUMBASSES >:( *angrily default dances out the room crying with sans background music*
Bakugou POV
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I walked into the chemistry lab to see the so called "bakusquad" there doing some cocaine shit....wait...no never mind they're mixing sprite and coke together. Black eyes then noticed me and waved her hand to come over.
"What. The. FUCK. Are yall doing???" I asked the idiots.
"Waiting for class to start, *obviously* bakubro." Pikachu said.
"We need that white powder.." Big elbows rubbed his chin.
"Why the fuck do you need cocaine in this?" I said rubbing my temple with a disappointed expression that said 'I've done with these hoes.'
"Nah, we don't bring that to class! I meant the explosion powder, I can't find that shit." He answered.
"Let's not explode the fucking classroom.." I said sitting down on one of the stools.
"Oh and before class starts I changed everyone's names in the group chat!" Pikachu announced pulling out his phone and telling us our new users.
"I'm juulcharger, Sero is 420elbows. Mina is hornsandcum, you Bakugou are bakuboobies, and Kiri is kinkykiri." He said reading off his phone and looking back at everyone.
"What the fuck are those names?? Did you think of those when you were high?" I said going back to rubbing my temples.
"Maybeee" He said looking to the left. I processed the name Pikachu gave me.
"WHAT THE FUCK "BAKUBOOBIES??!!" I yelled putting up air quotes.
"Yea that doesn't sound right.." Bolt bitch said getting his phone back out and typing something.
"Bakutitties!"He said shoving his phone in my face showing the new name.
"WHAT THE FUC-" I screamed before Mina covered my screams into mumbles with her hand.
"Not now my young child, we all now you have bigger titties than me." Horn fuck said calmly with everyone nodding.
"Shut the fuck up before I kill you." I hissed at them and they backed up. Eventually the teacher showed up when we started class.
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After the teacher explained what we were going to do we headed off to get our supplies and pick groups, of course the idiots joined mine but I honestly didn't have a problem with it, of course I'd never tell them that it's just they're basically my only friends aside from Kiri and maybe Ochaco, she's pretty fun and can beat ass.
"Soooo how are we going to make the fire blue?" Pikachu said putting on his gloves.
"Hmm.. add more heat! I think it said it in our science booklets." Black eyes said adjusting her goggles, she grabbed her notebook that she fights notes in and pointed at a page and started reading off it. "Several metal salts burn with a blue flame, such as certain copper, arsenic, and lead compounds. Antimony and lead or toxic, but you can also use copper (I) chloride to produce blue fire."
"Oh fuck I though you just needed more heat." Pikachu said with slight disappointment.
"Lets just do the dumbass assignment." I sighed at them.
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time skip from kokichi sucking shuichis antenna hair
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You guessed it. We almost blew up the chemistry lab.
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kiribaku- bars and bikes (probs editing everything or discontinuing)
Fanfictionkiribaku bartender + biker au ! no quirks bakugou is a pretty feisty biker with his friends , one day they went into a bar where he meet the most beautiful redhead. what can happen after a couple of drinks and motorcycles?
