Edmund:
-i am a gay soccer mom
Peter:
-i make love to triscuit boxes
Susan:
-why put nicotine in your brain when you can use an inhaler?
Lucy:
-how did you not know she could see the future? it's literally in the theme song! 'i can see into the future'
Caspian:
-he asked girls at his school for nudes, well that's a rumor... but yEaH
Eustace:
-i'm pretty sure you can spill watercolor...it's water
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